watercolour and ink on paper
On steady and race
THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE
steady
/ˈstɛdi/
firmly fixed, supported, or balanced; not shaking or moving: "the lighter the camera, the harder it is to hold steady";
race
/reɪs/
a competition between runners, horses, vehicles, etc. to see which is the fastest in covering a set course: "Hamilton started from pole position and won the race"
HARE ridiculed TORTOISE with her softness and curves
With his hand on his crotch this is all you deserve
You can’t even orgasm without a shot from my gun
It’s what makes HARES better, patriarchy is fun.
FOX set the race: last to come gets up the bum.
Off TORTOISE diddled on a slow and steady strum
While HARE beat a fury, flashing his meaty stick
He paused for the camera, shot the cutest dick pic
Meanwhile TORTOISE, she came and came again
And what about HARE, he deserved anal pain.
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