Immortality

There are so many things in life, so much of importance, like survival and future (sex).  The body needs to remain functional for me to be me, and for me to continue after this body fails, and it will fail, sure as taxes, then procreation is all I can hope for. An inexact science of immortality.

Mister Move-along-now
Fascinating, I think my favourite is Mister Move-along-now, the man in black lurking...