watercolour and ink on paper

The HARE and the TORTOISE

HARE ridiculed TORTOISE with her softness and curves
With his hand on his crotch this is all you deserve
You can’t even orgasm without a shot from my gun
It’s what makes HARES better,  HARiarchy is fun.

FOX set the race: last to come gets up the bum.
Off TORTOISE diddled on a slow and steady strum
While HARE beat a fury, flashing his meaty stick
He paused for the camera, shot the cutest dick pic
Meanwhile TORTOISE, she came and came again
And what about HARE, he deserved anal pain.

THATT01
HARE ridiculed TORTOISE with her softness and curves

THATT02
With his hand on his crotch this is all you deserve

THATT03
You can’t even orgasm without a shot from my gun

THATT04
It’s what makes HARES better, patriarchy is fun.

THATT05
FOX set the race: last to come gets up the bum.

THATT06
Off TORTOISE diddled on a slow and steady strum

THATT07
While HARE beat a fury, flashing his meaty stick

THATT08
He paused for the camera, shot the cutest dick pic

TTATH09
Meanwhile TORTOISE, she came and came again  

THATT10
And what about HARE, he deserved anal pain.

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