watercolour and ink on paper

On confident danger

THE COCK, THE ASS AND THE LION

confident

/ˈkɒnfɪd(ə)nt/

1. feeling or showing confidence in oneself or one's abilities or qualities: "we require outgoing, confident people able to approach large groups"

2. feeling or showing certainty about something: "this time they're confident of a happy ending"

danger

/ˈdeɪn(d)ʒə/

1. the possibility of suffering harm or injury: "his life was in danger"
2. a cause or likely cause of harm or injury:"the dangers of smoking"

 

And COCK stood erect, the pride of the day

And ASS wandered over, the swish and the sway

While behind them was LION ready to pounce

Twelve crows for noon, COCK did announce

Gentrified, terrified away LION did flounce

Ha! COCK and ASS sounded out the laughter

ASS all swish and sway, stolling on down after

Singing: A bray, and a bray keeps ol LION away

But LION'S trauma is a crow not a bray,

You're fucked again ASS, fucked up today.

 

YAWN GREAT

And COCK stood erect, the pride of the day

And ASS wandered over, the swish and the sway

While behind them was LION ready to pounce

Twelve crows for noon, COCK did announce

Gentrified, terrified away LION did flounce

Ha! COCK and ASS sounded out the laughter

ASS all swish and sway, strolling on down after

Singing: A bray, and a bray keeps ol LION away

But LIONS trauma is a crow not a bray,

You are fucked again ASS, fucked up today.