The tortoise lesson
The tortoise may have the reputation of being the oracle in certain cultures, oh dear, this is very unlike the reality of this tiny brained reptile. The high point of sophistication between tortoises is their one form of communication: ramming. They ram in combat, fair enough, but, foolishly, they ram in courtship too. There ends the lesson.
through the gap
The tale of the tortoise entering the House...
