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How long is that dong
This is Evle and Evle really really wants a dong.
Big Daddi-o said maybe she will get one for her birthday but Evle doesn't want to wait that long because Evle has just seen the best dong in the world.
Hello Mr Long Dong how long are you really? Would you like to come home with me?
Big Daddi-o likes dong and say that if Evle can guess how long is that dong, then Evle can have that dong before long.
Evle thought maybe he is as long as hot dog in a bun, yum, yum.
Or maybe he is as long as a whole bowl of spaghetti-o, yo, yo.
Or maybe as long as my winter scarf is very long but a little too scratchy to wear.
Oh this is really hard, really really hard.
And look, maybe as long as a prize winning aubergine, purple and obscene.
Or as long as that curvy long rainbow.
Or as long as a day, or three, or even as long as a week.
Oh this is taking too long.
Hang on, Evle suddenly knows, and runs all the way back, but Mr Long Dong was long gone.
Poor Evle was straight for bed so sad she forgot that was the following day was her birthday and downstairs waiting to her delight her was Big Daddi-o presenting Mr Long Dong.
I now know, Evle whispered later that night, you are my lifelong dong.
