Fucking hell, PIGEON needed a drink
PIGEON saw the sign and flew to it
With avuncular avidity and a loud whir
With vivacious voracity and an unwitting blur
The fated impact, broken, struck down
Pie-eyed, blitzed, stewed and steaming
PIGEON was gobbled up by BYSTANDERS
A party of laughter
After a session working on the thirsty...