MISER invested everything in a gold bar: beautiful naked gold
MISER buried it in a hole: deep naked hole
MISER worshipped his gold daily: loving naked worship
Dig THIEF dig, steal the gold: dirty naked theft
How MISER howled at the empty hole: pure naked misery
Well, NEIGHBOUR closed the hole: simple naked idea
Now MISER worships the mound daily: holy naked ritual