watercolour and ink on paper

The LION and the MOUSE

LION was woken by MOUSE, oh dear careless MOUSE
LION lashed out: You’ll pay for this little cunt
MOUSE smiled coyly: forgive me today and one day I will make you proud
LION laughed: Oh why not, little runt

Some time later LION was trapped
By a group of vicious bastards
Well, MOUSE was a resourceful mouse
And with a pip and a squeak LION was away

You never know when a little friend may come big.

LION was woken by MOUSE, oh dear, careless MOUSE

LION lashed out: You'll pay for this you little cunt.

MOUSE smiled coyly: forgive me, I am but a little thing, not worth your effort.  

And one day I will pay you back in my own little way.

LION laughed: OK, why not little cock.

Well, not long later LION was trapped

By a bunch of viscous bastards

Well, MOUSE was a resourceful mouse

And with a pip and a squeak they were away

You never know when a little friend may come big.

Amoral Tales
Short graphic stories based on ideas in Aesop's fables often keeping the animal heads...