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The HARE and the TORTOISE

HARE ridiculed TORTOISE with her softness and curves
With his hand on his crotch this is all you deserve
You can’t even orgasm without a shot from my gun
It’s what makes HARES better, HARiarchy is fun.

FOX set the race: last to come gets up the bum.
Off TORTOISE diddled on a slow and steady strum
While HARE beat a fury, flashing his meaty stick
He paused for the camera, shot the cutest dick pic
Meanwhile TORTOISE, she came and came again
And what about HARE, he deserved anal pain.

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