120 :: The planning party

Kaianne did not go to her party.  She invited her marketing team to the house to plan the premiere of the new minidoc for the next day.  Two of her team had come over.  The three planned it lounging in the living room drinking wine.  The near darkness illuminated by the light from the dining area and three screens shining on their faces.

You can not have a premiere on a Sunday afternoon.  No one will think it is serious. (Taylor)

It has to be tomorrow.  Sorry about that.  Think of it this way.  The best way to gain experience is to be thrown in the deep end.  This is the deep end and you are my lifeguards. (Kaianne)

But the minidoc is not even made yet. (Lumi)

I know.  I believe in it. Trust me.  Naomi and Madison are creating an amazing piece.  And Two Birds took off without any marketing.  We have a winner.  I am so convinced that I am happy to run the credits as a team name and you can tell me when we go live if you want to be in the team. (Kaianne)

No.  I am in.  To make this work we need a big name guest.  Who can we get to come at such short notice.  (Lumi)

Barneby did a minidoc about Two Birds. (Taylor)

Did he. (Lumi)

Taylor flicked the minidoc to the other’s Skrolls.

Wow.  So he did.  But we could never get them to come. (Kaianne)

We do not need him to come.  We just need him to watch it.  To make a minidot about it.  To critique it.  We will fill the barn if there is a chance Barneby will see them in the audience. (Lumi)

So how do we get him to do it. (Kaianne)

They will do it if their people tell them to do it.  Your stupid time works in your favour.  They have nothing better to do on a Sunday afternoon.  Yes.  This is a great plan.  Barneby is our guest. (Lumi)

I still do not get it. (Kaianne)

Right.  Here is the plan.  We backdate an invitation to last week.  We send a reminder backdated to yesterday.  We announce it.  Something along the lines of.  Oh.  The premiere of the new minidoc from the creator of the Two Birds sensation.  Barneby will be reviewing it.  He gave Two Birds five stars.  How much will he give the new sensation.  Watch live here. Or watch Barneby’s Sunday.  Does the minidoc have a name.  It needs a name. (Lumi)

Diamond. (Kaianne)

Yes.  I get it.  I am on the local invitations.  You are on the Parneby press.  Kaianne can you backdate the invitations convincingly. (Taylor)

Yes.  Will it work. (Kaianne)

Maybe. (Lumi)

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