An old tree stump

A retelling of the story of the tortoise and the hare.

YAWN GREAT

The naked recluse with the TORTOISE mask takes a moment to round the old tree stump. Once it was a great tree with a formidable girth, now it is an old stump with inconvenient girth.

The naked recluse with the TORTOISE mask stops, silent, observing. There is a figure leaning against the stump, on the sunny side. A naked proll with a HARE mask who seems not to notice the company, or perhaps does not care, whose hips rock slowly back and forth causing the penis to flop left, then flop right, then flop left.

The naked recluse with the TORTOISE mask watches, and waits. Perhaps waiting for an instruction, perhaps waiting for the right moment to act, perhaps watching the flaccid penis flapping, perhaps waiting for a formal introduction. There are no clues to suggest there is a plan of action, or even thoughts about a plan for action, all that can be observed is the waiting.

The naked prole with the HARE mask languidly looks up, then looks away again, continuing the hip movement and the cock flopping left, flopping right.

A voluptuous nude with a FOX mask walking along the perimeter of the field notices the pair at the old tree stump and thinks about the famous race; there is no knowing who would win a race between this pair: the reluctant tortoise or the louche hare, and fleetingly hopes if they are to race it would be something other than that predictable running race, but is interrupted by the tannoy (who puts a tannoy in a field): GATHER ONE GATHER ALL FOR THE FINE PERFORMANCE OF THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE.

The voluptuous nude with the FOX mask stops, thinks, this TORTOISE should school that HARE in the consequences of flopping a dick left and right. Yes, this TORTOISE should school that HARE in true sensual sexuality.

The naked prole with the HARE mask stretches, stands, and clambers up the old tree stump.

The naked recluse with the TORTOISE mask remains motionless.

The tale of the Tortoise and the Hare reimagined

HARE ridiculed TORTOISE full of softness and curves

With a hand to the crotch this is what you deserve

An orgasm race? What ridiculous dog run dung

You can’t even climax without a shot from my gun

But FOX set the race: last to come gets up the bum

Off TORTOISE diddled on a slow and steady strum

HARE said: TORTOISE lies, fake sighs, wriggly cheats

I come twice a day, you can tell from my sheets

And the crowd gathered closer to measure the action

And HARE shrunk smaller with the unwanted attention

While TORTOISE diddled on in a slow and steady strum

HARE shouted this is stupid, why should I perform

You're a twisted voyeur, your perversions deform

Meanwhile TORTOISE quietly came and came again

And what about HARE, deserve-ed anal pain.

A body of water
Where the tortoise finds a place to rest.

TORTOISE
A slow-moving typically herbivorous land reptile of warm climates, enclosed in a scaly or...